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“A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.” – Samuel Johnson
“If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.” – Samuel Butler
“I don’t drink as much as I use to could.”
– Anna Nicole Smith “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
“Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.” – Lord Byron
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.” – Steven Wright
“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw
“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.” – Billy Carter
“I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.” – Kinky Friedman
“When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.” – Francois Rabelais
“The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” – William Butler Yeats
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.” – Voltaire
“For art to exist, for any sort of aesthetic activity to exist, a certain physiological precondition is indispensable: intoxication.” – Friedrich Nietzsche
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Lizard’s Liquid Lounge is your friendly neighborhood bar in Albany Park, Chicago. Darts, Pool (free weekdays from 4-7 pm), Live Music, and Great Artwork by Tomek! Ask our wonderful bartenders about the tasty drink specials, games, and events happening every week.
View the live music schedule on our Live Music page; view our Calendar to see who’s tending bar or check the schedule for your favorite sporting event!
Also, Remember Lizard’s is one of Chicago’s top dog friendly bars, your best friend is always welcome, and we have tasty treats for them too.
